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Minty Piss

Slang for 'Mojito', the popular cocktail which has a distinctive minty taste. Should one be opposed to such a taste, one may refer to Mojito as 'minty piss'.
'What is this foul drink?'
'Mojito'
'Tastes like what I can only describe as minty piss'
by themintyone September 10, 2011
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Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.
Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .
by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009
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Pissing on the Moooon

A famous line from the sonic adventure 2 fandub about eggman dissing shadow he hedgehog for posting his nudes on twitter dot com
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by hey shitass October 28, 2020
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pussy piss

the meaning of pussy piss is when a chick squirts uncontrollably during sexual intercourse
Paul: Dude Sarah had hella pussy piss last night sis was squirting all over
Ned: YOOOOOOO
by my dick fell off09 January 26, 2019
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Dumpster Piss

The foul-smelling liquid found in the bottom of a dumpster and sloshing around the bottom or a garbage truck while compacting.
Guy 1: Look at that garbage truck emptying the dumpster, and all that dumpster piss pouring out all over the place.

Guy 2: Yeah, that's nasty, kind of a greenish brown color, and smells like crap.

Guy 1: Sure does smell horrid.

Guy 2: And now its leaking out of the back of the truck all over the road and the car behind it. Poor car; that smell will never go away.
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Piss-Liquid

Any drink that is an alcopop, high-energy drink or a really disgusting alcoholic beverage.
This WKD is piss-liquid
by RORR April 7, 2009
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Jamba piss

When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.
Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"

Jim runs to the bathroom.
by J-Rich24 August 3, 2012
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