Covid-✈️

When airline companies that have been earning obscenely for decades now want tax payers’ monies to unashamedly rescue them from bankruptcy.

Like insurance companies that were shamelessly bailed by the Obama administration during the last global financial crisis, airline companies now want the Trump administration to do likewise due to Covid-✈️.

by MathPlus September 24, 2020

Covid-𝛿

Read as “Covid-delta.” Also known as the B.1.617.2 or “Delta” variant. The Indian variant, which is responsible for the second, third, or fourth wave now sweeping many countries, carries 2.61 times the risk of hospitalization within 14 days compared to the UK’s “Alpha” variant.

A recent study shows that 73% of Covid-𝛿 cases are in unvaccinated people, compared to only 3.7% in people who have been fully jabbed, which suggests that it pays to be inoculated to avoid being infected or reinfected.

by MathPlus June 18, 2021

Pro-COVID

Someone who doesn’t heed safety protocols in place by the World Health Organisation to battle COVID-19.

Our teacher was called off by our Pro-COVID teacher for wearing a mask at work just after coming back from being sick. What a Covidiot!

by ACTethx March 30, 2020

covid fro

Hair style after not being cut for weeks because of COVID 19.

I was going to go to the store but my Covid Fro is out of control!

by dade7117 March 28, 2020

COVID Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.

by Dodeki April 3, 2020

covid-19th

A 19th birthday in 2020.

My covid-19th is in July this year.

by Smith dux Wurd April 7, 2020

Covid Boom

It is a virus. This virus is very deadly, even more deadly then the Covid-19! According to Doctor Gay Bar, the symptoms are as follows. Unable to comprehend simple things, unable to speak or hear things (practically deaf and mute), have a tendency to spend a fortune on games, being an extreme weirdo and lastly, unable to bathe or wake up on time. A warning! This virus is very serious. Although rare, once you contract it, you will never be cured.

1. Why are you acting so stupidly! Do you have Covid Boom?
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid Boom!

by Mr Sittha Boom April 15, 2020