monking off

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off

can't believe goblin keeps monking off

by eggbearrice January 14, 2021

Off the record

If someone says something off the record it means they don’t want it to be publicly reported

“Let’s keep this off the record”

by 24/7 July 28, 2018

off the brorometer

When a bromance is so intense it becomes gay.

Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.

by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

off the jank

Also known as OTJ. When something is so incredibly awesome, it earns the title of "off the jank"

Man, your new woofers in the back of your ride are off the jank, bruskie!

by BosifusCleodis October 2, 2011

Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

Nyx Off

An angry verbal response when one feels disrespected and carries much angst towards the instigator. Not to be confused with "fuck off," "nyx off" is a much stronger reply with perennial hatred and anxiety.

Person A: I have an annoucement to make. My exepectations are that you all will abide by my rules.
Person B: Nyx off.

by NylonClash March 5, 2021

Beatzing off

The act of touching oneself in a private area whilst thinking about the DJ MR.Beatz

"I was a touch lonely last night so I ended up just beatzing off on my own."

by BassHeadz Design May 13, 2020