nuke

what all humans do if stressed with another human
its what always happened to us

rusia: you suck
america: really
america send 100 nukes to rusia
rusia: wait AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
america: problem

by springroberto2020 January 24, 2022

frozen nuke

A nuke that's frozen. Want one? Extra sturdy.

Random Person: Hey America, want a "Frozen nuke"? It's free with the cost of your hands and probably everything in a 500 mile radius. Maybe. Idk...

America: HELL YEAH.

by AlmostMyName November 2, 2020

nuke

nukes/faceing is a known troll within the discord community he claims to have joined the community they call extortion/discord com in 2018 but was affiliated with members of raid forums years before the site was configured.He was friends with figures such as gores,souls,keep,Chris, ect… he enjoys making people kill there pets and cut there self and making egirls cry online. He also extorts irls for money and vapes and is a known scammer irl and stealing peoples credit cards. Please alert this to the police if you see him doing anything suspicious around someone thankyou and bye.

nuke

by Kids helpline November 18, 2023

cat nuke

A phenomenon that occurs when a cat is startled, typically as a result of something completely insignificant, setting off other nearby cats in a cat-dense area, causing a positive feedback loop of mayhem. In particular, nearby fragile objects on top of furniture, and in some cases the furniture itself, are likely to be damaged or destroyed in such an event.

- Grandma's vase was completely destroyed because of a cat nuke.

by Jackyfox April 30, 2025

Nuking the Fridge

when your late at night hungry ass needs a snack but ends up clearing out the fridge.

Stevie: yo where tf is the food cuh
Jimbo: sorry bro was nuking the fridge last night

by Shaq87 October 20, 2020

nuke waste

Any sailor, officer or enlisted, who dropped out of the Nuclear Pipeline for any reason prior to qualification at prototype.

Have you seen Jason?
No, he's not coming back, he's a traitor to his people and Nuke Waste.

by ASMAG July 12, 2023

Jacktical Nuke

Noun; A badass nickname held by only the best Jack.
Originally crafted in the mind of a world-renowned bass clarinet player, the initial reception of the nickname was poor. It was sent to the wrong audience. Soon, the "Jacktical Nuke" will be known around the world.

"JACKTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!!"

by Stsgstatshstshah August 13, 2024