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Noodle Titts 

Titts that are flabby and fat but only huge beacuse of the woman's excessive weight
The waitress that was hitting on you totally had noodle titts.

Those noodle tits are sagging lower than my grandpa's balls
Noodle Titts by T2SHORT January 18, 2010

tomorrows nobodies

the most awesome flash cartoon ever made, as seen on newgrounds, or tomorrowsnobodies.com
Bob: yo, did you catch tomorrows nobodies 4?

Jim: No, but i heard it wasn't as good as the others.

Bob: Yeah, the old school ones are better.

Chicken Noodle Poop 

A type of bowel movement in which the "bio-product" consists ONLY of chicken, noodles, and other ingredients of chicken noodle soup passed through the stool due to chicken noodle soup being the only meal-type consumed for the same number of days that it takes for the host's body to digest the first consumed bowl of chicken noodle soup.

This could be the case as a result of a bad cold or the flu leading to the consumption of only chicken noodle soup in hopes of miraculous relief.
H1N1 wasn't THAT bad...except for the chicken noodle poop...
Chicken Noodle Poop by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009

Noodle salad 

A bunch of guys putting their flaccid dicks in a chick's mouth at the same time.
Laiynie said she was excited to go out and eat noodle salad for dinner.
Noodle salad by FellatioLobos April 19, 2016

Noodles 1980

A Fat YouTube reject and beta male who runs a live streaming circus that consists of a bunch of weirdos from this community called BOYT
Hey guys, Let's go watch Noodles 1980 act like an idiot on live stream.

Hey guys, did you know Noodles 1980 swatted that disabled guy?
Noodles 1980 by Poordog97 June 15, 2022

ass noodles

Parasites, ie worms, discharged from the rectum.
A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.
ass noodles by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007