Bed-Sap

The mixture of a girls vaginal discharge and anal butter, blended up by the pounding of a males penis, as it leaked onto the bed like sap from a tree

"Charmaine let the bed-sap drip out of you onto my leg"

by Sam The Dragon Slayer July 28, 2017

Bed game

Bed game is term used when describing someone having sex. Typically comes in a conversation when talking about a game.

John: Were Bob and Mary at the football game last night?

Henri: No. They were playing the "bed game"

by Cork man69 September 17, 2017

Bed stink

That yucky stinky feeling you have first thing in the morning when you get out of bed.

Carrie wouldn't let Trevor kiss her when she woke up because of her bed stink; she was feeling all sweaty and icky, her hair was a mess and she had the bad breath.

by NorthFrenchTown June 16, 2009

tanning bed

A great way to get dark. Just get into a nice capsule and come out dark. This process can take 8-30 minutes.

I need a tan for homecoming..Im going to the tanning salon

by Avid Tanner June 27, 2005

bed shitter

someone who shits the damn bed....

"doood that heroin addict just shit the bed"

"yeah... hes a fucking bed shitter."

by xxpure_evilxx September 2, 2009

get to bed

when someone gets extremely intoxicated to the point that it leads to stupid random acts. Similar to gong show buy on a individual level

Joe: matt thats your 4th keg stand
Matt: O man i have no idea whats going on
Joe: You sir need to "get to bed"!

by jordan engel November 14, 2006

annoying bed

/əˈnɔɪɪŋ bɛd/
noun
noun: annoying bed; plural noun: annoying beds
a bed which tries its absolute hardest to not let you sleep

Similar: (bad idea)

Man, is that an annoying bed!

by LuckyBlockYT March 9, 2021