Bought a canoe

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 08, 2024
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jute canoe

noun
1. Weiner
2. Penis
3. Dick
Steer your jute canoe up my cave of desires
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Double Canoe

When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.
"Hey Becky, last night Anna and I rode the double canoe with Steve!"
by Ricktorious November 08, 2020
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canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.
Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?
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María cano

María cano is good
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Vag-cano

A variation of the sex act: Fresh-Maker in which the performer adds soda to the mix creating a volcano.
That girl said she was into science so I gave her a Vag-Cano like my 3rd grade science project.
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Shit Canoe

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe
by Breezy1991 June 03, 2018
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