Nathaniel

A Knockoff Karate Kid that is built like a 1x16 Lego piece, has a job but is broke. Fails to do education yet survives the soft creature Sophie without a holy hand grenade. He is abused by Holly (T) which is absurd as he can literally throw her across the fucking room.

Nathaniel: "Im tired miss"
Teacher: "Ooh no you gonna stay here in la break time you hear?"

by Softicretuired June 17, 2025

Natangle

An abstract drawing, often constructed by drawing a singular line which curves around a peice of paper and intersects with its self, creating spaces and shapes witch are colored in, using 2 or 3 different colors.

She doodled a natangle in her notebook while she watched her favorite show.

by Orca Man October 14, 2025

Nathaniel

A wild creature that is grass fed when in captivity but is a natural carnivore. They make an assortment of odd noises in order to appear threatening but in reality they are just strange. In order to tame a wild Nathaniel, you can do one of two things, either try to capture it in a pokeball or approach slowly with an outstretched arm, when close enough, place your arm on his forehead. If he leans into your arm (see toothless from how to train your dragon) then congratulations! You have tamed your wild Nathaniel! But be warned, if he appears agitated do not engage, as they are known to spit!

Dude 1: Whoa did you see that wild Nathaniel over there?
Dude 2: Yeah! He growled at me then made chicken noises as he ran off into the forest.
Dude 1: What a majestic creature!

by FaNtaSy<3Girl January 11, 2026

Brett Nathaniel

Extroverted, creative, and talkative, a Brett Nathaniel is that little brother. You know, the one that gets sarcastic, but is simultaneously funny? He enjoys mac and cheese and has thick dark hair. They are often Gluten-free. Brett Nathaniels are great builders.

Boy one; Who's that Lego building genius in the corner?
Boy Two; Friend, I believe it's a rare Brett Nathaniel in his natural habitat, let's go play with him.
Boy one; Are you sure? I hear they're a little sarcastic.

by Runaway Writer May 22, 2017

Adam Nathanael Hubert

the paul GG stan that makes it his whole personality

person: do you know where Paul is?
Adam Nathanael Hubert: OMGG!!!! DO YOU MEAN PAUL GG ?!?!?!?!?!

by STARDUSTBB November 10, 2022

Nate (Nathaniel)

The fucked up person you used to be friends with (nitroottet)

nate (nathaniel): i have a scat kink
people who are not nate: gross what the fuck

by chramos2007 December 13, 2022

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same

A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤

Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt

by bills friend January 21, 2023