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angry mustache model

Per Bill Wurtz, a metonym/synonym for the austrian-born german pussy known as Adolf Hitler
Bill Wurtz: Germany's back featuring Hitler: The Angry Mustache Model
by InvaderInvader December 9, 2021
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police baby mustache

When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.
"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"
by Nene78 December 25, 2016
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fat cat with a mustache

it is a very big cat, who some how has a mustache.
cat 1: look at my mustache

cat 2: cool, you now a fat cat with a mustache.

cat 1: I so happy
by #cats May 3, 2019
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6’4 with a mustang

When you’re 6 feet 4 inches tall and drive a Mustang, every girl will want your number and snap chat.
Boy: Yoooo my homie is 6’4 with a mustang!!!!
Girl: no wayyyy!! What’s his Snapchat?
by Pickle Rick From Staten Island September 16, 2019
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Red Sea Mustache

When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.
"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"
by Rick Portche February 27, 2020
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mustafa

Mustafa, an assasin in Dr Evil's "army". Played by Will Ferrell. He is very skilled and very hard to kill.
Mustafa: If you could just call an ambulance? Hello? i am very badly burnt? oh, hello! have you come t- (BANG!) YOU SHOT ME! YOU SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE ARM! WH- (BANG!)
by El chupa nibre October 26, 2005
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mustang

An American muscle car made by the Ford Motor Company. The vehicle became successful with the release of the first generation models from 1964 to 1973. The cars from this era are often heralded as being 'legendary' and epitomise the American passion for 'American Muscle'. The car was used by legendary actors such as Steve McQueen, and its image has been romanticised in recent years by enthusiasts.

The Mustang has continued to be built, but coolness has waned since the initial iconic vehicle. The second generation, from 1974 to 1978 is generally considered to be a flop, and the third and fourth generation Mustangs were optimistic, though by far lacking the aesthetic and inspirational aspects of the original. The power to engine size ratio of these cars was generally rather poor stock (140hp from a 4.9L engine in a top spec model) and these cars failed to mimic the success of the initial vehicle.

In 2004, Ford unveiled a 5th generation of 'Stangs with a body very reminiscent of the very first Mustangs (I think they are gorgeous) and the current generation of the Mustangs is perhaps a revitalisation of the old dream.

Though perhaps it is proving more difficult than it seems. Today the Mustang is a dying breed. Sure the current model is pretty cool, and manages more than 140bhp, but the concept of American Muscle is difficult to emulate, in an age of Super Active Yaw Control when you can get 405bhp from 2.0L engines. The engine of the current Mustang is said to be made out of 'volcanic rock and pig iron' and is said to produce less power for its size than the Daewoo Matiz. The current Mustang is built by a Vietnamese man and was designed by a Canadian.

But this doesn't stop us from loving the Mustang, which embraces that 'American' part of our soul. The part of the soul which doesn't care if the 8.9L engine is only producing 40bhp, the part of you that just loves the charm and grace of the Mustang, with a V8, roaring down the Interstate.
Clarkson:
"Its the 4.6L V8 from a Mustang, and it's a terrible engine. Its got two valves per cylinder, its made from volcanic rock and pig iron, it produces carbon dioxide in lumps the size of houses, it produces less power for its size than an engine in the Daewoo Matiz, and if you push it, it does about 9 miles to the gallon. Its rubbish"

Man at the lights in a Civic - "yo dude, race my NOS powered Civic"
Man at the lights in a Mustang - "OK"
(Civic gets smoked)

Man at the lights in a Nissan Skyline - "you dude, race my efficient and powerful Nissan Skyline"
Man at the lights in a Mustang - "OK"
(Mustang gets smoked)
Man at the lights in a Mustang - (I've got to learn to say more)
by NotTanvirHonest March 1, 2008
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