White Monkey

A person who works in Asia (normally China) and who's qualification for the job is nothing more than being a Westerner and (normally ) caucasian. Not normally applied to black people.

That "white monkey" get paid more than we Chinese do.

by Earthdog June 8, 2018

monkey loser jokers

A loser who monkeys around with jokers or other monkey loser jokers. Also known as clients.

Wow Robert, those monkey loser jokers at YD renamed all my files even though I asked them not to.

by djrobbieb January 11, 2009

Monkey The Funduster

A simian with magic powder.

'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness
The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.

Jon Richardson 6music

by MonkeyTheFunduster February 17, 2010

Monkey D Luffy

A goofy, fun-loving teenage boy who has the ability to stretch any of his limbs. These powers were obtained when he ate the gum gum fruit. His goal is to achieve his dreams and become king of the pirates and go on adventures with his friends. He also has a strange affinity for meat.

I'm Monkey D Luffy, and I'm gonna become king of the pirates!!!

by jajaajja889 February 7, 2021

Love Monkey

It's a man/woman who values most importantly excitement and laughter in relationships.

Damn matt is a love monkey

by LongHorny June 17, 2013

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

by Neigbs August 20, 2008

data monkey

One whose job requires the use of no more than: (a) two fingers with which to achieve a succession of keystrokes enabling the individual to cut data from one source and simply paste it into another; (b) two brain cells which are mainly used to do google searches and send emails to other data monkeys.

CTRL-C; CTRL-V; CTRL-C; CTRL-V (repeat ad infinitum)

by Ilovemyjob November 15, 2004