and it's just....bush basically,like.....they don't do anything, just leave all the hair that grows there ....das the power muff
by Theodore Hernandez November 9, 2005
Get the power muff mug.A term used by people from the Jersey Shore in South Park. A derogatory term, meaning someone who has a dirty, overfucked vagina.
Pauly: Yo that bitch is such a muff cabbage!
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.
by (not)PeepingTom October 16, 2010
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A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.
The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.
Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
by Grinder100 October 12, 2009
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Get the muff pumper mug.Another name for the Mustang Bar, Perth, Western Australia. Lot's of booze hags frequent this place that are well and truly up for it. A favorite among single males. No need for chat up lines these bitches are hangin for a root. They may be ugly and fat at times, but as they say, "the bigger the cushion, the harder the pushin".
by rwwwrwrw April 4, 2005
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Dude, I took a HUGE hit and coughed all the smoke into the muff puff so it wouldn't smell like smoke in my room.
by Steve D . November 12, 2007
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