Corn Mop

When someone tells a halarious joke and someone shits their pants, you need a corn mop.

Jerry you were laughing so hard you sure you dont need a corn mop?

by Foggy Brownspot May 4, 2010

Janitor's Mop

The act of drenching your pubic hair in anything you want: Beer, Mayonaise, soda pop, virtually anything that will hold in the pubic region, and ringing it all out over your girlfriend's mouth.

Dude, I janitor's mopped that girl all night long with some old pickle juice I found in the fridge.

by E millziak October 1, 2010

e -mop

a word i created. e-mop means a mix between a poser and a emo. this type of person does everything an emo would do. listen to their music, dress like them, think like them and everything. the only difference is that they do not cut their wrists making them not emo. making them posers so there e-mops! i would much rather see emops then emos though...

An e -mop is a very stupid person.

by baller485 June 11, 2006

Michigan Mop Job

Indeterminate thing that the character Chuck from "Rick and Steve" is willing to do only because he has AIDS. Most likely it has nothing to do with a mop but may involve a moustache.

"I can do a Michigan Mop Job, because I have nothing to lose."

by Doctor Suppan January 2, 2009

jizz mop

klenex...duh. what else?

fuck, i just came all over my chair. wanna hand me a jizz mop?

by Madds December 13, 2004

piss mop

a mop used in public washrooms by fat ass janitors with tight pants and no hair left because they ripped it out and get to mop up peoples piss off the floor.

haha u r a piss mopper!

by Fat Tits Fart September 4, 2005

The Mop

When a guy and a broad are doing 69 while the males standing holding the broad. then he ejaculates all over the floor and you mop the mess up with her hair!

Dick-Yo jimmy last tuesday i did the mop with allison!
Jimmy- haha seriously!? where at?
Dick- in your shower...

by PMM-PUSSY MONSTER MIKE May 7, 2010