Slap Ass Month

the one month of the year ( October ) where a boy can grab/slap a girls ass, without being attacked.
It's a typical joke between friends... Boys to it to the girls and the girls do it too.
There are no rules so have fun, don't forget to choose your free shot ( girls ass you can grab whenever )

a : broooo it's "slap ass month" are you excited...
b : bro, I'm gonna abuse my free shots ass, she's so hot omg
a : dude I haven't chosen my free shot yet
b : you should hurry bro, pick a girl with a good ass so you can grab it 24/7

by bigdickfan101 October 3, 2019

fun moocher

Someone you dont really like who comes to your house uninvited and eats your food and hangs out with you and your friends but doesn't add to the converstation or make jokes i.e. stealing fun from you and your homies

Matt: God, alex is such a fun moocher he just comes to your house for the xbox and food. Who even invited him
Jack: noone!

by Matt Santucci February 11, 2008

noob of the month

an award given to someone who was an idiot or made a complete jackass of himself or just plain sucks at life

Guy1: hey man did u see robert the other day, he fell up the steps!
Guy2: yea man we gave him the noob of the month award

by Hellrazer360 November 21, 2007

White history month

1) March through January

2) Every month but February

3) The opposite of Black history month

1) April

2) "sorry, I can't this year. I'm celebrating White history month."

by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007

Monotheism

It is the belief in the existence of one God.

Monotheism is characteristic of the Abrahamic religions, Judaism, Christianity, Druzism, Samaritanism, Islam, the Baha'i Faith and Zoroastrianism, but also Sikhism.

Have monotheism in your heart and you shall enter paradise (not sure about idol worshipers etc though)

by Nika1 July 7, 2011

12 month rule

The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.

Woman 1: "Aww how old is he?"

Woman 2: "26 months old"

Woman 1: "Don't say 26 months old it breaking the 12 month rule."

by ImmediateAce September 17, 2013

National Grab-Ass Month

Because of people pussying out on national grab ass day it’s gonna be changed to a month. So grab ass all month long it doesn’t matter who, boys and girls ass will be grabbed so go have fun.

Just walk by and grab his/her ass it’s national grab-ass month

by Go grab ass April 12, 2019