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mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
"Don't let Jae in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
Q: "Where have you been the last few days, son?" - MOM
A: "Just mooching at Jae's for a while."
by Diego June 29, 2003
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mooch cancer

a noncontagious disease as a result of excessive mooching (see mooch) where as the moron or stupid idiot fuckhead taints their personality to the furthest extents and alters their natural path of Morphogenesis thusly creating congenital defects that appear on their physical appearence.

In other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.

Basically... they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack whore.
"Don't let her in, she's got MOOCH CANCER"
by Nacon January 12, 2009
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Alex Gillanders is the epitome of mooshball. Damn moosh!
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Mooshkin

A man in a rural area who works little, and is, for most of the year, rather sedentary. This person may drink excessively and only work when more booze is needed. Not generally career men of good repute.
I had to do my roof and I found a couple of Mooshkins to do it for a few bucks and a Two-Four of beer.
by Dack_82 May 18, 2020
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