outbreak monkey

Person who goes to school or work even though he or she is sick. This person spreads germs and eventually makes everyone else in the class or office sick.

"Did you know Janice is here even though she has a fever of 103? Don't get too close to the outbreak monkey!"

"Stay home when you're sick. No one likes an outbreak monkey."

outbreak monkey by Jaundiced Eye September 6, 2007

Monkeypox 

Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.

1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."

Monkeypox by wugugugug May 23, 2022

cheater, cheater monkey beater 

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

cheater, cheater monkey beater by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Monkey Work 

Useless miscellaneous tasks or duties assigned to someone capable of more challenging work. These tasks are usually boring and require very little brain activity. The type of work involved is somewhat professional, but still monotonous and stupid to the employee.

"I just got demoted at my job. The crap I'm doing now is frickin' monkey work."

Monkey Work by Tay from da Bay December 9, 2006

Monkeytard 

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.

Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

Monkeytard by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

Monkey Fuck 

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette

dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead

Monkey Fuck by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015

monkeyet 

Monkeyet = girl monkey....

You are a monkeyet...

monkeyet by Monkeyet4u September 22, 2017