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Hailly

Someone who is in touch with her modern person ness, like Hailly.

by Modern person January 23, 2022

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school of modern skills

Best school if you dont go to this school man you suck at life

wow i go to school of modern skills i am cool

by Ughh daddy September 6, 2021

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The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."

The Modern Spongebob
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Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death

by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021

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Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.

by flightfacilities February 19, 2022

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Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

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The Modern Muse

The muse has persisted through centuries, arousing some of the finest artistic and literary works. The same concept still holds true in a contemporary setting as we now define the muse, in the simplest of understandings, to be a source of inspiration (generally in relation to the arts).

The Modern Muse The muse has persisted through centuries, arousing some of the finest artistic and literary works.

by Abundance Love January 12, 2025

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