Hop On Modern Warfare

A gay 15-20 people orgy in a hot tub full of warm piss and shit with dogs eating and drinking the piss and shit with Chimps eating each others asses.

You: "hey man wanna Hop On Modern Warfare later?"

Friend: YES but wait till the chimps get here"

by Maxithrilin June 9, 2022

Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024

Modern day loveletter

pretty much just your feelings through texts

Boy: i luv yur i's

Girl: aw thxs bby

The Modern day loveletter

by featherface=) May 29, 2009

Modern Day Nerd

Usually, the people who care too much about history or nazis or both they commonly act like they are the main character

they probably idolize Andrew Tate they have no understanding of how women's emotions or women's sarcasm. a big factor is autism

Chase: Did you know that nazis were in world war 2

Me: Do i give a shit? damn bro u a Modern Day Nerd

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024

modern mom

when you just swaggin like that ya heard????

ares: i just spread more cp

random nigga: thats so modern mom bro

by Gameanator September 26, 2022

modern historian

Someone who is always watching the news.

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."

by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017

Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences

Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.

by anonymous December 10, 2020