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pre-er modernism

When a monkey looked at the world, and realized that some things are things, and some things are not things.
The emergence of pre-er modernism was so radical that it caused a poop-flinging war that has raged through the ages and now goes by the name "philosophy".
by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010
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Modern caillou

An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou
Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019
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modern day minecraft content

a word for something a bit sus
eg: porn
Mom "what are you watching kiddo"
kid "modern day minecraft content"
by Bruhumcoolsicko January 16, 2023
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Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.
Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!
by Pennella August 14, 2017
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The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."
The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death
by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021
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modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016
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