pre-er modernism

When a monkey looked at the world, and realized that some things are things, and some things are not things.

The emergence of pre-er modernism was so radical that it caused a poop-flinging war that has raged through the ages and now goes by the name "philosophy".

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010

modernization

a word academics use to confuse people and distinguish their knowledge

Academic: "The modernization of society"
Person: "Oh yeah like the rise of tech and stuff"
Academic: "No you imbecile, modernization of society"

by kjhbkhbkjbnkjbkbkb September 20, 2022

modern help

Modern help is when you use phrases that are popularly used. For example period, cap, on god, etc.

Girl that’s on period. Modern help is when you use phrases that are popularly used. For example period, cap, on god, etc

by anonymous December 20, 2020

Modern Sweet

A genre for stories and movies that are are in the vein of hallmark while showcasing non-traditional lifestyles.

A modern sweet story that disregards the traditional lifestyles for more modern interpretations of love, family and home in non-traditional lifestyles.

by Kews1 November 15, 2018

Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)

Gustavus Adolphus, the Swedish monarch which is called ”The father of modern warfare” by many historians by his innovations on the battlefield, he is also the first monarch to be called ”The great”.

Whose the father of modern warfare?

The swedish monarch, Gustavus Adolphus.
Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)

by lucaca January 11, 2023

modern mom

when you just swaggin like that ya heard????

ares: i just spread more cp

random nigga: thats so modern mom bro

by Gameanator September 26, 2022

Modern Day Nerd

Usually, the people who care too much about history or nazis or both they commonly act like they are the main character

they probably idolize Andrew Tate they have no understanding of how women's emotions or women's sarcasm. a big factor is autism

Chase: Did you know that nazis were in world war 2

Me: Do i give a shit? damn bro u a Modern Day Nerd

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024