Mouth of the South

The most redneck brokeback mountain bitch known to man! Loves to go suck Bigfoot off in the Woods! He loves to snag your bitches/bros. He Is a blonde hair, blue eye pussy who smokes darts, smokes weed, and loves to pound back some PBR’s. If you need to find him you’ll catch him either shotgunning beers or using that great mouth that the south loves so much. Mouth of the South is known for his grab the nearest pole butt sex with his friends in the bush.

“He is the mouth of the south if you didn’t know”
“OMG! He really is the mouth of the south”
“He’s got a big heart but a even bigger mouth”

by hannahjeanne12 November 27, 2019

mouth piece

the end of a blunt,joint that is rolled smaller and making it asymmetric.... jb patent mouth piece

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by tetsuo01001 April 21, 2009

mouth-crap

Throw up and vomit are descriptive enough. Mouth-crap is.

Jamie told little Jimmy that he smelled like ___________.

a) roses
b) clean laundry
c) AXE
d) mouth-crap

by jets333 October 3, 2008

mouth mayo

A thick solution of accumulated bacterial biofilm covering the teeth of those who fail to brush regularly. Normally denotes an ejectus: a portion of the substance expelled after tooth- and tongue-scaping. The portion size is directly correlated to the length of time since the last thorough brushing, flossing and/or professional cleaning.

I just sneeze-sprayed that guy's BLT with a dollop of mouth mayo.
I don't keep my favourite condiments in my fridge: mouth mayo is a sauce best served warm.

by DrtVcrDaz May 4, 2012

Mouth of the south

Someone who tries to gain relevance and support on YouTube by talking about (and pretending to care about) other people's problems, since people would know they were full of shit if they actually started to share some of their own life experience.

The memoirs of the mouth of the south would be full of exaggeration, half-truths, and full bullshit, so rather than tone her bullshit down, she decided to get on YouTube and pretend to be concerned about problems in other people's lives, since that would make her look less narcissistic and self-centered.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Mouth of the south

A name some kids made for themselves growing up.

Meg's mouth thought it was attached to Bruce Lee's body, that was why it was always talking shit. She had the mouth of the south and thought she owned the place wherever she went.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

mouth or trout

Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"

Hey P why don't you hurry up?

P: "mouth or trout"

by cb February 20, 2003