Military Industrial Complex

A term that twinks use to display their vast knowledge of how the military works.

I for one think that anyone who joins the military is rather elementary. The military industrial complex does not care about them and will only use them as pawns. Also, we need to get Trader Joe’s to stop using the term Trader Jose’s, that is incredibly offensive.

by KeenanEatsBalls July 23, 2020

North Iredell Militia

Group of guys from Olin and Statesville, North Carolina, who all attended North Iredell High School and now hang out all the time.

KC Daniel Caleb Artie Aaron Josh and Bill are in the North Iredell Militia

by KC April 11, 2005

military creases

When one takes another's personal item, sets it on the floor and commences to pick the item up with their buttocks. On fabric items this action will leave a brown crease, these items have the best results.

I hate Jon, I am going to give his pillow, shirt, pants, and toothbrush military creases!!! Screw him!!!

by grndmstrb June 25, 2005

french military victories

To blow up a Greenpeace ship in order to prevent its participation in peaceful protest against your nuclear weapons testing. Aka 'Operation Satanic'

Sam: "What the fuck is that greasy froggy bastard doing talking about french military victories?"

All: "BURN THE FRENCH!"

by kevinbacon December 15, 2008

military shower

while in the military, a soldier being scrubbed with a steel wire brush

yo im bleeding. I just got military showered

by mikebazouksi1 February 10, 2008

military girlfriend

The most amazing, beautiful, and loyal girls in the world. They stay with you even if you tell them they will be serving. They pray everyday for you to be okay.

My military girlfriend is the best girlfriend ever she would never cheat on me.

by dictionary.queen October 23, 2017

well-regulated-militia

Transitive verb infinitive: to shoot someone out of selfish anger resulting from perceived racial or political oppression combined with an over-availability of firearms. Shooter is often far-right politically and usually has an undersized penis. Lifted-pickup-truck ownership and MAGA hats/stickers are often correlated.

Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."

The old man had had enough and decided he would well-regulated-militia those pesky black kids who threw snowballs at his car.

by Mattmandingo January 7, 2020