Instaglam

A slang term for Instagram referring to the app's magical power of turning very average looking girls into babes with the use of heavy filtering, coloring, and focusing.

"Instaglam makes Shauna actually look pretty hot! In person she looks like a swamp donkey!"

by KevinBacon November 24, 2012

french military victories

To blow up a Greenpeace ship in order to prevent its participation in peaceful protest against your nuclear weapons testing. Aka 'Operation Satanic'

Sam: "What the fuck is that greasy froggy bastard doing talking about french military victories?"

All: "BURN THE FRENCH!"

by kevinbacon March 26, 2007