Moist Mike

A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.

Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike

by Moist Mike May 29, 2019

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Doorman Mike

The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.

On Fridays, Doorman Mike will say "HAPPY GOD DAMN FRIDAY! WOOO!".

by mikezpizza May 6, 2018

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Mike Ockburns

Put some ice on it.

Ouch ouch, Mike Ockburns!

by BigDaddyPhilip May 22, 2020

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Mike Trout

he just mike trout, man

its number 368 out to right field for mike trout, now 68 home runs clear of his fish brethren

by hard rock gin September 13, 2020

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Mike Rodick

His name is funny, but his name change is better: He goes by his moms maiden name, which is litt. Mike Litt

I lost Mike Litt, I swear he is like a Mike Rodick, You can never find him under your nose.

by Shesfuckingcrazy October 5, 2020

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Mike Macking

Abbreviated form of "Michael McDonald singing" wherein a person sings virtually any song in a style which mocks or immitates the famous crooner, particularly well-suited as a karaoke gimmick.

I Mike Macked Soundgarden's "Burden in My Hand" at karaoke last night and it killed!

I killed time on the drive from Atlanta by Mike Macking the Active Rock radio stations.

by Van Thos December 9, 2012

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