midget tit

1. small child

2. someone that acts like a small child

"some midget tit was trying to sell me girl scout cookies"

guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"

by uuhhhjaboa! March 16, 2010

Midget tosser

A small girl who over compensates with a big attitude. Will get an attitude over hearing you breathe. Usually throws Yankee candles.

I had a stuffy nose and some midget tosser assaulted me with a candle.

by Midget tosser January 28, 2020

Gangsta Midget

A straight up thugged out person residing under the height of 4 ft 10 inches.

Jenny's most definitely a Gangsta Midget. Look at her pimp hand!

by TheRealSkeebo August 22, 2008

Crack midget

A nigga of small stature who indulges in the pleasures of inhaling vaporized crack cocaine

I was locked up in the joint with a fuckin crack midget bruh. that nigga was out of his mind, wouldn't stop fiending for rock so I punted his little ass into the toilet

by Realassmofucka69420 January 24, 2021

midget man

nickname given to some short mf

tall guy: Yooo its midget man!
short guy: bruhhhh

by smart smella April 18, 2022

Midget Cubed

Used as an insult

Dave: You smell, you stupid midget cubed!

by Barry June 04, 2004

punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

by jimi December 06, 2004