manuela

The act of 'spanking the monkey'. Masturbating. Choking the chicken. Mexican lingo to refer to masturbation. Manuela is derived or compossed from the word 'mano' or hand. Also known as 'handy'. Manuela, from the pronunciation of manual, mano, manuelear, 'to give a manual job'.

Ex: "Ya vas otra vez a la cita con Manuela". "There you go again on a date with Manuela" or "manuela no me dejo dormir anoche", "manuela didn't let me sleep last night". or, "manuela me entiende mejor que nadie" , "manuela undestands me better than anyone"... or "Esa vieja esta tan fea que preferiria manuelearme".. "that chick is so ugly that I'd rather 'manuelearme'".

by SHAMUKO June 5, 2007

epic manuever

An action so immensely amazing or extremely stupid both for the betterment of the party.Also can apply when someone totally owns someone or something so hard.

Did you just jump over that moving car?
.. yah blindfolded...
..WoW what an epic manuever

by epic child September 24, 2006

hoover manuever, the

Actually, the Hoover is fucking a girl from behind, while she is on all fours, then pulling her arms out in front of her and pushing her around on the carpet.

*note: may cause serious rugburn.

While fucking his girlfriend, she called out another man's name, so he Hoovered her ass all over the floor.

by B DOG July 8, 2003

Manielle

1. An extremely incredible Man. Referred to as such because of her Man-ish tendencies, i.e. soliciting female friends and taking six or seven of them on as her "lovers" at one time.
2. Someone named Danielle with the above mentioned qualities. "Manny" for short.
3. One who lies compulsively, and often follows comments with "Or do I?" Often referred to by others as a "lie spewing fountain," making these phrases synonymous.
4. Someone that brings cupcakes to every gathering. Often rumored to have an entire pantry full of cake mix and sprinkles.

1. "You're in love with Manielle?" Jordan cried, "She told me that what we had was special!?"
2. "Danielle needed a nickname so we created Manielle." Caryn explained.
3. "Then that stupid Manielle told me that she personally befriended Nancy Drew!" Coco cried.
4. "Are those cupcakes affectionately decorated in a silly fashion? Manielle must be here!"

by JordAn the Man. June 14, 2008

The Eifert Manuever

invented by The Legend himself. this sexual act involves sucking a fart from a woman's ass, holding it like a bong rip, andblowing it back in her face.

he performed The Eifert Manuever on his girlfreind an caused her to pass out from the smell

by TheRealLegend September 11, 2011

Mandela

A word that exemplify someone who conquers hatred and hardship metered on them in a somewhat legitimate way by virtue of their insistence to fight for a just cause. Someone who overcomes the hatred and rises up to become a leader of a sect of people, living and touting forgiveness and togetherness and able to bring partys of discord to accept each other. Such a person stands out of the shadow of hatred, is able to forgive and love back and essentially becomes an icon loved by many. He can be termed as a political savior in some ways or a peaceful jihadist.

You are a mandela.
Are'nt there any more mandelas to show us the way to do this?
You have lived a mandela life.
Can you mandela yourself?

by eaojnr December 10, 2013

Manuela

a random person who really likes memes and is clueless. Manuela’s lack of sleep and can be reckless sometimes. Manuela’s never admit to liking someone and will attack you if needed. Manuela’s come off as quiet but once you know them for a while they are really annoying and loud. They are very insecure and has a lot of dark jokes. If a Manuela thinks you’re a decent person she will respond to your text as soon as she can. Manuela’s are very good at faking smiles.

Oh you mean Manuela? She’s pretty quiet in class
Manuela is so quiet but she can also be really loud

You mean Manuela? Hell no

by this is a bad idea July 5, 2019