Maestro of the Chunks

One who composes and directs songs chiefly concerned with feces.

screamin in the night when I leap on the pot
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

the majestic oreo

A 12 year old normie scooter kid youtube channel. He posts many scooter videos and a minecraft awesome parody

Hey guys! Check out my dank youtube channel! It's called The Majestic Oreo! Do it or I'll finger your mom's butthole

by Ace of Doom May 5, 2018

anal majesty

1. Referring to the absolute perfection of one's ass or ass hole.

2. A fucking idiot who is handsome or pretty but smells.

1. Damn girl! What a thicc ass! Bring dat anal majesty over here!
2. He's cute Becky, but that anal majesty is not the guy for you.

by SanePsycho February 20, 2018

Andy Maces

A gay 15 year old kid who likes to shove big long bananas up his juicy ass

Andy maces please stop licking my cock

by FatCockLover82 August 12, 2021

Lia majesty

A "popular and royal" girl that are kept saying "AH", "You need a demotion". Such like those, they are very "royalty". She are so good at hypnotize people, they are pretty enough to be called as "My Majesty." for those people that loves her. They don't care about ages, she said, "Ages is just a number!" whenever someone is saying that ages is not just a number. She is pretty good at seeking attention, people has talked about it like 2 months.

Girls like that can be called as a "Popular and royal" girl.

Olivia: Give me your discord account.
Athlania: But, I'm under 13..
Olivia: AH! It seems like you need a lesson, age is just a number.
Athlania: Olivia, you being such a "Lia Majesty"

by Furstrical September 23, 2021

Her Majesty’s Timeshare

Time spent in prison as each cell is technically a timeshare apartment.

Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her Majesty’s Timeshare accommodation.

by Mont14 November 6, 2021

shivani maheshwari

Shivani maheshwari is toxic person who you never want to be in relationship with, who is selfish, immature and also gaslighting.

Me:What's your girlfriend's name?
He: shivani maheshwari
Me:of fuck she is gonna ruin your life.

by Victim1356 November 23, 2021