land of the fee 

Land of the Fee, is a play on the United States motto 'Land of the Free' implying you are not free in the United States without the payment of various fees.

The United States added the letter R to 'Fee' as they could never release their Hard-R roots.

Trump: We live in the Land of the Free!

Sigma: Actually, it's Land of the Fee.

land of the fee by Joshua_1234 March 19, 2024

Land a tree on it 

To implement a solution to a problem that's so effective, it puts down roots and becomes permanent.

"Raise that issue and make Pete land a tree on it"

Land a tree on it by AnyOldSmith March 20, 2024

Land Of Corn 

AMERICA

" hello, you're in America Land Of Corn!"

Land Of Corn by Yumeko_Senpai April 1, 2024

Land seal

A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.

1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.

Land seal by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025

Land Maggot 

Cyclist, usually on a road bike wearing lycra, hogging all of the road.

Look at that land maggot and its mates taking up the f*****g road. Soot the dog out!!!

Land Maggot by Hemi P May 17, 2025

Land the plane

This phrase is usually uttered in exasperation when someone is taking too long to tell a story, get to the point, etc.

Dude! You've been circling for a while. Get to the point--land the plane already!

Land the plane by Rjakie May 17, 2025

Land bag 

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.

“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”

Land bag by Faultliner May 26, 2025