larding

1. When you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.

2. Not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.

This sunday is perfect. I've been larding on my sofa for hours.

by jabba the slut October 12, 2011

Laying Down The Beaks

Comes from the root word Beaking, meaning to be mean and trash-talk someone. Laying Down The Beaks means to say multiple Beaks to someone instead of just one or two.

F@$k You!

You Such a F@$king F@g!

F@$king ugly mutt!

Woah, your just laying down the beaks.

by SomeoneWithSwag February 26, 2012

laying to mecca

Doing a poo on the toilet in a praying like stance in order to straighten your rectal canal.

My arsehole feels totally clean and revitalised after laying to mecca just now.

by The Logfather August 2, 2012

laying back

in jazz, a term used to describe posture used by musicians who want to signal that what they will play next is killing

Jacob was laying back to indicate to his band that he would start playing the killing jazz standard, "the truth" by moonchild.

by werghdbv December 17, 2017

good landing

serendipitous success, surprising satisfaction, landing as lightly as a cat, being better than before.

Old pilots say, "Any landing you walk away from is a good landing."

After a divorce that tore me up, I made a good landing.

My boss fired me the week before Christmas, but I made a good landing.

The morning sun is shining and I'm coming in for a good landing.

I felt bad about losing her, but it was a good landing for me.

by Pasahogan January 9, 2008

Sun Landing

A fat or obese naked Asian woman (typically Japanese) plants her ass on your face.

After my massage, I got a Sun Landing for free.

by Chef Boy-In-Da-Hood August 7, 2011

lunar landing

Euphemism for anal sex

"The hot girl with the nice ass mooned me. So I asked if I could go in for a lunar landing."

by hoosierguy January 28, 2014