killion

one thousand. Patterned after million, billion, trillion, etc.

A killion people participated in the funeral of the leader.

by uttam maharjan December 26, 2011

Killing a Boat

Being asked out, Getting asked out. Or asking someone out.

Sarah: Oh my god guess what happened!

Taylor: did you go Killing a Boat?

Sarah: YES!! With Nathan!!

by the mikester December 31, 2006

the killion centrifuge

when you cum in a girl at the park, put her in one of those spinny things, and spin her around as fast as you can until the cum separates into its individual components

"bro, i TOTALLY knocked her out with the killion centrifuge when we went to the park!"

by ARealBrayton March 12, 2021

couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.

The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.

by 2bilious January 11, 2012

Killing Aliens

1. To play a popular video game with a friend in platonic fashion.

Usage note: Nescient individuals often refer to this activity erroneously as "playing Halo".

"You want to Kill Aliens later on?" "Yeah, but if we're fighting the Flood, you'd better let me pick up the first shotgun this time."

"Are you guys playing Halo later on?" "No, we're Killing Aliens."

by Timothy West May 16, 2008

killin' cable

watching alot of telivision

ex. watchin the flava flave marathon all day... your killin' cable

by Sophie,Casey and Lauren January 26, 2007

killin the strip

to excel in selling a product. Mainly used in referece to selling drugs on a street or "strip".

That young boy out there killin the strip.

by Reese Raft December 23, 2007