Keith

An amazing ‘cheif’ Who will always listen to you and help you. You will be hypnotised by husband hair preferably brown and he enjoys being out the box

Person 1: Should we go get chief
Person 2: no let’s go get Keith

by Pinguuuuuu October 30, 2019

Keithsyndrome

A person whom believes they are intellectually superior to others when in fact they lack the intelligence to realise they are sub-par. Generally very arrogant and attempt humour to no success. The only person to laugh at the jokes would be the person suffering with Keithsyndrome. Tend to be very unhygienic. Clearly must have failed in life to have developed such tendencies.

P1: Those guys think they're so amazing.
P2: Don't worry, they clearly have Keithsyndrome, they're terrible.

by Keithtistic January 30, 2020

keithdabeast

Big dick gets all the chicks and every person loves him he is usually pretty strong and loves eating pussy

Keithdabeast is cool

by Keith 14 May 23, 2020

Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith

Brother jean. The best dang keithston there is.

Sup Keith

by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020

Keith

Brother jean. The best keithston there is.

Sup Keith

by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020