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Kurt

Kurt is a sweet boy, a little introverted but he's a nice guy. A Kurt with a second name that sounds like a fast food resto might be full of red flags, be careful!
"Oh isn't that Kurt? The one who is super friendly but only with girls?"

"Kurt? Oh, That cute dancing cat!"
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Pulling a Kurt Cobain

To decide your ceiling needs some color, and shooting yourself in the head to fix the problem
Pulling a Kurt Cobain was the exact fix of my boring ass white ceiling
by Thebigboppinbitch May 21, 2025
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kurt cobian

a very talented person...
Kurt Cobian is the greatest legend of all time
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Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.
Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.
by Piky321 July 22, 2025
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Kurt

When somebody says something sad about the safety of women.
"Damn I'm sorry to hear that Hadelijn, that's really kurt"
by KobeVans March 29, 2020
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Kurt

...also know as Kurtleturtle is part of the coolest gang TBW and the image of a really really good friend.
To have a fresh start in the day and to be prepared to glue 500 paper bags, he always drinks an iced coffee. He highly recommends that to everyone, since he believes it’s good for everyone’s health. (But sorry Kurt, we guess you’re wrong... ;))
Moreover Kurt is an openbook. He loves to share his inner feelings as a ritual. For everyone who is interested: Come by at 7:41pm and join the inner feeling session.

After the inner feeling ritual it’s time for the everyday toothbrush session. Even though he pretends to hate it, when people come in his room to give him some company during that time, he actually LOVES it!
Talking about love: he loves dogs more than kids. But TBW is always first and he really misses his two best buddies.
Kurt is a Kurtleturtle
by TBW_ December 24, 2018
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Kurt Tocci

An Internet comedian, photographer, and actor, known for his work with the comedy group "Smile Squad" and subsequent solo career after he became disenchanted with said group. His video showing how various Disney/Pixar characters would use a treadmill, created shortly after Smile Squad effectively completely dissolved, became an instant hit and can be found all over the Internet.
Kurt Tocci is one of the few young comedians on the Internet today who are funny and creative.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 26, 2023
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