Trojan Horse

When during intercourse the man penetrates the walls of troy(vagina) and the soldiers(semen) attack the city(female insides)

My dad Trojan Horsed his secretary and my mother was mad

by Thebigboppinbitch June 24, 2025

Pulling a Kurt Cobain

To decide your ceiling needs some color, and shooting yourself in the head to fix the problem

Pulling a Kurt Cobain was the exact fix of my boring ass white ceiling

by Thebigboppinbitch May 21, 2025