jose altuve

The only word you use to describe the Houston Astros nowadays.

Houston Astros and Jose Altuve…

Wait, since when was he with Carlos Lee!?

by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021

Jose Bravo

This is a guy who always looks out for you. He always tries to make sure you ate, you slept, you feel alright, anything. he never understood how i felt or why i did certain things, now he does (which i do NOT like) and now that he knows it’s funny how he says he looks up to me. it makes me laugh each time. he helps as much as he can, doing anything and it isn’t like yelling or manipulating, he actually tries to help by seeing it as if it was him in that place. when getting closer it’s like seeing a part of him you’ve never seen before. i’m glad we got closer and our friendship grew :). i’m always here to help day and night, i’m also glad i finally got to open up to someone more then i ever have with anyone. you understand me and i jus wanna breakdown in your arms knowing you understand me. i hope we get to meet in the future asap in fact, i wanna live out the adventures me and you have talked about, you’re the reason i keep living and thinking maybe someday it will be okay. i hope i can help you more and more everyday. thank you for being my friend (best friend obv) and sticking with me. <3

Jose Bravo is just the most amazing friend you could ask for. you wanna find someone like him dan never lose him <3.

by Pete The Catt December 8, 2021

José Azevedo

José Azevedo is the most beautiful gentleman the world has ever seen. His most known afiliates are Pablo Escobar and Trump. He has the biggest cock ever and is a true swagmaster.

You really are a José Azevedo!
José Azevedo to you too.

by BotaNoAlto December 16, 2021

jose jimenez

has the biggest dick future MLB player amd gets bitches

jose jimenez es la verga

by GRhETUJRZUJZEUEZT March 3, 2022

Jose Rueda

A discord moderator that barely gets any bitches but mostly fumbles them when he has the chance with a beautiful woman. He sits in his room and plays with his discord friends while the rest of his family is spending time together.

Jose Rueda: “Hey guys I broke up with my girlfriend! Anyone down to play some Minecraft!”
“Jose Rueda is a person with a lot of toxic friends.”

by s0uppppppppppp June 19, 2023

Jose E

the gayest most faggot person in the world loves penis in his ass he owns up to 999 black double dong dildos

Jose E is gay

by Jose is the gayest May 14, 2019

Jose Antonio

A person who thinks is very special and unique, but that in the end is as lame as a butthole

He thinks he's such a Jose Antonio, but he's quite dreary.

by anommaster June 17, 2009