John

John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.

That dude is such a john.

by Ddppaof February 14, 2019

John

Gay cunt, usually likes sucking ass

Guy: Hey Gay Cunt
John: Stfu i'm telling mum

by John'sFriend August 6, 2018

John

A fatty ass guy who has a crush on Hannah L

John le is hannaj's boyfriend

by barocaro January 14, 2020

John

Murdering people under the influence of alcohol

Omg she did a John last night!

by Leeesalou May 31, 2020

John

Another word for a penis

"Damn, that John was good last night

by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018

John

the standerd white guys name

asked who was John and all th white guys heads turned execpt for Sam

by Who am I! Serously help August 9, 2017

John

Fucking shit

John is a fucking shit

by Jdjdjdjjdjdj June 17, 2020