theater jock

These are the cool kids at school. They are amazing and talented and awesome and everyone wants to be them. They do all of the musicals and often get big parts. They love the show Glee and tend to break into song a lot. They know all the words to every musical ever and will beat you in a fight and/or a diva off. Basically they are talented af and everyone wants to be them.

Woah, that girl Haley sure is cool! She's such a theater jock, I bet she knows the words to every Hairspray song.

You know, it would be annoying when Tess breaks into song if she weren't such a talented theater jock.

Man, I bet that Theatre Jock Ella knows all the lyrics to the Heathers musical.

Wow, I can't believe Tessa has been stage manager for so long... incredible! She is pure theater jock!!

That Siena, she's really good at being prop master, she's such a theater jock!!!

You know, those technology jocks think their so cool, but the really cool ones are those theater jocks.

by Totally_Not_Us May 1, 2017

jock pussy

1 n: A man who cut off his genitals to have a “vagina”.

2 n: The vagina of a transgender man.

I didn’t realize mark had a jock pussy

by IsoBig November 13, 2018

on my jock

when a beezy gives you a lot of attention or wont leave you alone. it can be in a positive or negative way.

1. damn man this bitch is on my jock, she wants it (positive)
2. shit this dumb beezy is on my jock, she wont leave me alone (negative)

by nico assenti January 30, 2008

molly jocking

the act of fucking around

"Dustin, quit molly jocking around and finish up your work, you little shit!"

by dodoheaddd September 21, 2009

jock thong

Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.

Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."

Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."

Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."

by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 20, 2014

Jock-ward

When two jocks meet up with each other and start arguing about some sports, athletes, or the game they saw, or some other sport-type thing and every body else is like... wut

Jock 1: "Yo man did you see him dUNK oN HiM??!?!?
Jock 2: "BRO dat wuz a FOuL BrO"
Jock 1: "NUH-uHH!! Dat WUZ CLeAN AF!!!!"
Me: "Wow... Jock-ward..."

by arthurevans July 22, 2013

croc jocks

1.Girls that always want the D.

2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.

3.A croc-jock.

croc jocks

Hey Samantha always wants the D she's such a croc-jock.
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.

Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
croc jocks

by jklk;lgjkakl;kg. v ccc,cmcmcm June 27, 2017