Fuel the Jet

A verb used while confronted with a very stressful situation or an NDE in order to plan a safe escape/evacuation.

AKA: FTJ

"Cover me while I get the package! Fuel the Jet!"

by LeChango July 19, 2009

September jet lag

The tiredness you get for about a week after starting school again because your body clock is still running in the 'summer holiday' time zone. Typically caused by sleeping at 3am everyday for two months and waking up the next afternoon.

Awake Student: Could you lift your snoring head off my shoulder? You're drooling on me here.
Sleepy Student: *yaaaawwwwnnn* Sorry, I've got September jet lag real bad, I practically sleep-walked here in the first place.

by Anata January 3, 2009

The Jet Ski

jet skied, jet skiing;

sex position in which a guy straddles a girls chest and proceeds to diddy ride (tit wank) her while gripping bunches of hair at either side of her head (handle bars).
at the point of ejaculation the girl urinates, producing a jet of fluid, like a water ski.

"tried the jet ski last night, the sheets were soaked"

"jet skied this girl last night, came right on her chin"

by pill-yung October 26, 2013

Wet Fart Jet Fart

An explosive diahrea wet fart that acts as a jet engine that shoots you air born from your seat, leaving you confused and embaressed.

dood i just had a wet fart jet fart, it blew me through the roof of my grandmas house

by Evan, Joe G November 29, 2010

snack up the jet

When a rapper commands someone to adequately provision his jet with the appropriate amount of snacks for the journey.

"Hey Bitch, you better snack up the jet proper this time."

by T.I.. December 20, 2008

C-JET

One who has the following characteristics. Crooked Jaws Eyes & Teeth....

I saw that broke bum laying by some trash, when he looked at me I noticed he was a C-JET.

That prostitute I fucked was a C-JET.

by Carroll May 12, 2006

Solar Jet

A means of high speed air travel consisting of an aircraft that is totally solar powered.

Hey Mabel look, another solar jet went down.

by kintari June 11, 2009