jerk unit 

Where the Jerks unite. One of the more popular gangs of Fremont.

Spenser that niglet jew is part of jerk unit.

jerk unit by Ahh Ahh its Alex November 16, 2004

jerk nugget 

sperm, dick wad, bully, mean individual, or dummy

You are such a jerk nugget for acting so mean.

jerk nugget by layer cake September 26, 2008

jerk face 

someone who does things wihtout thinkin on how it will effect others , someone who walks around known as a jerk , or someone that uses the word , but is one themself.

"maddy is a stupid bitch ass ho , a real fuckin jerk face"

jerk face by ~BurntThaHo~ December 29, 2005

jerk butter

New slang insult, holding subtle references to masturbation ,originated in the midwestern United States during the early 21st century. The prase is most commonly used by young men aged 13-17.

"Jeez man, you're such a wad of jerk butter!!"

jerk butter by "Ms. Margarine" May 26, 2004

Jerk off 

Someone who has a tendesee to screw things up.

The guy was supposed to fix my car, but instead he blew it up. He's a complete jerk off!

Jerk off by Martina January 10, 2003

jerk-off artist 

1. Someone who is incompetent, completely unreliable, and so full of excuses that they should just masturbate for the rest of their pathetic lives.

3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation

2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.

1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.

What the fuck is your problem man? We can't count on you for shit anymore you fucking jerk-off artist

jerk-off artist by RevelationToRevolution January 10, 2008

Jerk-Off Hands 

When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.

Bill: What smells like cucumber mellon?

Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.

Bill: Jerk-Off Hands

Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)

Jerk-Off Hands by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS November 21, 2010