Jason

Jason is a very handsome person someone with a large penis has great personality and would do anything for his love and would do anything to get them and hes fantastic in bed he jokes a lot but can hide his feelings from anyone loves rock or old music and is a amazing friend and has amazing friends and can seduce any woman. Women love him men want to be him. If you have a Jason treasure him.

"Look at Jason hes so god damn hot i'm gonna ask him out!"

by Nylon101 January 24, 2020

Jason

When a person is either dense, forgetful, confused or just dumb.

That means you my friend just pulled a Jason.

Guy 1: man, I just came back from work and you won't believe what happened..

Guy 2: Ah dude, did you pull a Jason in front of Rebecca again?

that chick with the massive bonkers?

Guy 1: Yeah, I was stuttering and spilled my drink all over her white tee.

by Bukko July 9, 2021

Hey Jason

A Hey Jason is the act of yelling to someone like a douche bag in an extremely loud manner, in a public area such as a school or park setting. This is done when the folk is too far, and can only hear you by shouting.

Person 1-"That motherfucker is too far away to hear me"
Person 2-"Give that bitch a Hey Jason"

by Jabba.the.will March 31, 2009

Jason

1. guy I REALLY want to fuck.

2. Also known as guy with a panache for obscure references and witty reparte.
3. Also known as source of cool music references

1. I would so love to Jason him.
2 and 3. Wow - that's cool to hear you talk about TMBG and Tenancious D. You pulled a Jason on me!

by I'm the other woman May 12, 2009

Hot Jason

A Hot Jason is when you use a girls tears as lube.

She was a little 'too' confident so I decided to make her cry and then give her a Hot Jason

by hackmetopieces October 20, 2009

jabongga

To suck one's breast till all milk is gone. Or to lick the pussy until all dry out. Or to suck ones dick till no cum is left for you to lick off. Or fuck till ur so loose it doesn't hurt anymore. To have sexual feelings of helpin one jack off. To want someone to fuck you b/c you are so horny you can't stand it. Wish you could suck somebody dick just b/c he has one wanting him to lick you out b/c you just like the feeling of somebody's toungue on you pussy. Or you liking the feeling of a boys hairy dick.

I want you to jabongga me tonight, if you do i'll give you a jabongga back as long as you want to if you eat my pussy till I can't stand it anymore baby! You know you want me some come and suck me out! I want you to baby your dick is going to be so hard after i'm threw w/ it you ain't goin to be able to get it unhard or a month! b/c i'm goin to suck it everynight.

by horny ass bitch!!!!! January 2, 2004

Jason Grace

son of zeus. banging Reyna but marrying Piper. reminds fangirls of christian grey from 50 shades of grey = gentle man in the streets, freak in the sheets. he and percy have this secret bromance shit that people think they're fucking but its ok cause they're getting along. Leo is home skillet biscuit.

Piper: bby, im horny, lets fuck
jason grace: ight

by pjoluver December 26, 2012