Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.
"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"
(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."
"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"
(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)
"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)
(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."
"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"
(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)
"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)
by Cirdellin December 29, 2009
Get the Jane Krakowski Effectmug. An amazing singer: usually with brown hair and a orignal sense of style. Good looking with all the boys after her!
by SammieLOVER95 November 21, 2011
Get the Sammie Jane Raemug. by Gluten Free College Queen October 26, 2008
Get the Going G.I. Janemug. The best girl in the entire universe! She is 19 years old. She was born in Norwalk, Connecticut and attended King School. She has a 16 years old little sister named Charli Grace D'Amelio. They are both very popular on Tiktok as well as most other social media platforms. Dixie releases her debut song "Be Happy" on July 1st, 2020. She stands a height of 5'6" and is 121 lbs. She dated Griffin Johnson but broke up on July 22nd due to Griffin asking another girl for toes pics. About a week later, she started hanging out with Noah Beck and they confirmed dating on September 25th,2020. Dixie is an amazing girl!
by Dixie Jane October 31, 2020
Get the Dixie Jane D'Ameliomug. Sarah Jane is very swaggy it’s true :)
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She smell like poo
Everyone loves Sarah
She is cool
And her vibes are immaculate
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by Retep10 April 21, 2021
Get the Swag Sarah Janemug. by Baby chocolates September 19, 2022
Get the Emma Jane starmug. Noun. A psychological syndrome when a person is incapable of finishing any size dish of food or drink. Generally, they will leave a small amount of food and their brain will trick them into thinking they are too full to finish.
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Get the Haley Jane Syndromemug.