Michael Jackson

Although Michael Jackson has received countless awards throughout his career, there are those many accomplishments and good deeds that no award or trophy can manifest, only one heart interacting with another can give the act of kindness its just award...for instance, the heartfelt stories as told by special friends who have been recipients of Jackson's altruism, both financially and emotionally, such as burn victim Dave "Dave" Rothenburg, AIDS patient Ryan White, the thousands of sick and underprivileged children who were given the enjoyment of a day in a fairytale setting at his Neverland Valley Ranch, and even two families who have been helped substantially by Jackson's support to only later be victimized by them when they tried to extort money from this kind and generous soul. Michael Jackson was known as the King of Pop, but in actuality, he was the King of Love for so many millions of people!

Michael Jackson will always be remembered, not only for his musical/dancing genius, but also for his acts of kindness to people around the world.

by PY Love and Peace December 10, 2012

Captain Jack Sparrow

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!

by Scarlet Sparrow September 16, 2008

jacker's remorse

Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.

Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.

by Mitchell_L June 2, 2009

Jack of all offs

A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.

Tim is a Jack of all offs because he can masturbate with anything.

by Sir Bitchin lots December 30, 2010

Jacksonee

A loyal fan of Michael Jackson, an American singer. Usually this fan will be quiet obsessed and have a bedroom devoted to him.

Person 1. "This is my bedroom.."
Person 2. "Wow.. look at all this Michael Jackson stuff!"
Person 1. "Yeah. I'm a Jacksonee."

by Mee.12345678910 May 20, 2011

Jackception

The act of jacking off to a video of yourself jacking to a video of yourself jacking off in an endless chain

Brandon: Why is Steve always late for the bus?
Austin: He's probally having another "Jackception".

by Jooosh Kadszoozk January 13, 2013

jackomaniac

Somebody who is obsessed with jacking off on somebody.

Todd: I've been fucking pussy and ass everyday for the past month! I just can't get enough of it!

Dean: That's unhealthy. What are you, a jackomaniac?

by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016