Guy 1:Man I got friend zoned
Guy 2: You think that's bad I got brother zoned
Guy 3 : You two have it lucky I got father zoned
Guy 1: Damn
Guy 2 :you are never getting with her
Guy 2: You think that's bad I got brother zoned
Guy 3 : You two have it lucky I got father zoned
Guy 1: Damn
Guy 2 :you are never getting with her
by Fbfzone August 23, 2019
Get the Father Zonemug. The fancy new name for the War Zone in Burque. Much to the shock and dismay of Marty Chavez, changing an area's name doesn't decrease the crime rate.
by kickitbarelas August 8, 2009
Get the International Zonemug. A zone ruled by the entity that is Chuckles. Known as the 5.5th dimension, actually surpassing the Twilight Zone in strangeness. It is said if you manage to make it to the Chuckles Zone, you will have gone too insane to find your way back. Espace from the Chuckles Zone is impossible
by LibertyLippey January 10, 2011
Get the Chuckles Zonemug. Usually used in messengers like WhatsApp, see zoning refers to when a person has seen your texts, but has not replied to them.
Annoying blue ticks, anyone?
Annoying blue ticks, anyone?
by #scribe June 5, 2017
Get the see zoningmug. by CoqItcher January 11, 2019
Get the Splash Zonemug. When your partner is happy with you in the current comfort zone you have created. They don’t want the relationship to end but they don’t want it to move forward (I.e. moving in together, marriage, buying a house, getting a pet together , having kids) Similar to a situation-ship except the feelings are genuine.
Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.
Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.
Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
*adds ex on Facebook* “we dated for like a week. Yeah she broke my heart but it was like ten years ago. Can you call her and ex?”
“Do I love her? Probably not.”
“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”
“We definitely might get married someday.”
“I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”
“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*
“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”
“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”
“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”
Boom. Comfort-zoning.
“Do I love her? Probably not.”
“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”
“We definitely might get married someday.”
“I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”
“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*
“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”
“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”
“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”
Boom. Comfort-zoning.
by char.black March 1, 2020
Get the comfort-zoningmug. Friend 1: "Sorry I forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday!!"
Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."
Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."
by iEATyourCUPCAKE November 5, 2013
Get the birthday zonemug.