identity theft

The fraudulent appropriation of someone's identifying or personal data or documents, such as a driver's license, social security number (in USA), medical records, credit cards, etc. and then using that information to fraudulently procure goods and services essentially trading on the victim's good name.

TOM: "I had a job interview. They couldn't hire me because I had just been fired after working there for two years. Rather, the identity thief was hired there using my social security number and name to pass the background check. Now the state is after me to pay back the welfare benefits he got after losing his, er... my job."

PHIL: "Yeah? FBI raided my house and took my computer because someone opened a child porn website using my name, address, and credit card information."

BOB: Hospital almost gave me a lethal dose of insulin because the identity thief who stole my identity was diabetic so it showed up in my charts that I was diabetic. Thank goodness the doctor tested me first.

TOM: "Dang, remember when identity theft only took your credit cards and drained your bank account."

by Sleepwalker248 December 18, 2012

ideation

The process of a group of guys brainstorming on where to go to meet hot chicks. The process of ideating will help you and your boys from going to a bar with no chicks, or worse, a bar full of donkeys.

Max: Hey bro, where should we go tonight?
Dan: I don't know, we should have an ideation session before we head out so we don't drive around all fucking night looking

by 12 Day Dan January 24, 2014

Identity V Emma Woods

A girl with brown hair, a quite messed up straw hat, and (possibly) a green-ish apron with patches on it. She is, most likey, 22 years old and known as the gardener in Identity V.

Person 1: Have you heard of Identity V Emma Woods?

Person 2: Yeah, she seems so cute!

by zendied December 20, 2020

idealism

I know this cuz I had a research paper on Berkeley. Idealism is the idea that all matter is just representaions of our inner thought. Nothing really exista if we do not think it.

Because im not looking at the couch behind me, it does not exist. Boy, idealism is great!

by Chad Ruprecht March 14, 2005

Identity Politics

Opportunistically and shallowly marketing an illusion of equality towards historically marginalized groups based on religion, race, gender, etc. for the sake of political or monetary convenience.

Biden: "Get me a list of the 3 trans people in America, I'm gonna hire one!"

Assistant: "Yes, sir, right away, sir."

Assistant 2: "Isn't that cultural appropriation??"

Assistant 1: "No, you're thinking of identity politics."

Biden: "Someone get me my milkshake!"

by RustyNailTermz June 9, 2021

idealic

1)to be thinking of many good and bad ideas
2)close to or somewhat alike etc

i feeling idealic right now or that is the idealic sweater im looking for

by iamsokooll January 26, 2009

gender identity

The individual identification of a person's gender, as defined by that person. Usually used in reference to transgender, genderqueer, or transsexual people -- people whose gender identities differ from their physical sex.

Jack is cisgender, and his gender identity is male. He's got a penis and XY chromosomes.

Jay has been really confused about her gender identity lately; she thinks maybe she's an androgyne, but she's not certain.

Jane is a transsexual woman, so her gender identity is pretty solidly feminine.

by Quil | absurdism.org December 25, 2008