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Hostilery

Hostilery -noun.
A village pub only frequented by the inbred locals, amongst whom a sudden and eerie silence like the grave falls, upon the door being opened to admit one who clearly "ain't from aroooooound these 'eeeer parts, booooooy", accompanied by blank staring at the interloper from every single one of the aforementioned clientèle.

Azenath67
Dude, fancy going down The Dog and Hammer for a beer?
No, dude; that place is a hostilery.
by Azenath67 June 12, 2018
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Hotel Slipper

A Hotel Slipper is when you manage to get all 5 of your toes inside a womans anus and make an attempt to walk around with her on the end of your foot.
She was lying on the bed face down, i dipped all 5 toes down the dirt track like a hotel slipper.
by The Slipper June 13, 2018
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hotel babe

Someone who has a big butt and you only see them on vacation
That's one hotel babe
by Isla Maxwell June 3, 2020
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Hotel Sierra

Heroin and Sodomy.

A sarcastic term used to describe how nothing fun happens in a place (primarily touristy locations like Cape Cod) during the off-season.
Guy 1: "So what is there to do in the winter?"
Guy 2: "Nothing but hotel sierra, man."
by paletocal December 9, 2020
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hoteltrivago.cos

one of my very cool mutuals & lads, so very cool they are. if u see this ily : say it back >:(
person 1 - woah! you see that cosplayer? @hoteltrivago.cos?

person 2 - yeah, shes so cool :0
by c0rezz March 27, 2021
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hotel paper

Rolling a joint with a page of the Bible from in a hotel room.
Sam rolled a joint with a hotel paper while on vacation.
by RHPSBill September 1, 2022
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Hotel Hudson

It’s that mate who after every night out has every man and his dog sniffing gear at his place only to eventually kick them out at the crack of dawn. Thrusting them into a dawning world of birds tweeting and kids going to School. Not to forget the litres of petrol station Stella. If you survive a hotel Hudson you might find yourself repeatedly spending a night.
Fuck me mate just spent a night at hotel Hudson. I’m hanging.
by Hotel Hudson April 2, 2023
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