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Haemorhoid

Synonym for unwanted person or group not able to take hints about going away and leaving people alone.

Has been referred to a certain class of whinging immigrants (Poms - see Brit, Limey, English).
Why are poms like haemorhoids? They come out, are a pain in the arse and they wont go back.
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
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Don't hate

Ostensible meaning: "Don't criticize me unfairly, with hatred in your heart."

Actual meaning: "I may have committed a bad act (though obviously I'm not going to admit that in so many words) but you are far worse. At least I don't have hatred in my heart. You are a bad person."

Or: "I reject your right to criticize me at all, even when I am obviously in the wrong, and I show my contempt for the very idea by refusing even to engage with your justified criticism, implying that it is motivated by jealousy and vindictiveness."
You: "Duane, you trashed my car, killed my mom and slept with my girlfriend!"

Duane: "Don't hate, little buddy."
by Paul Bee May 11, 2010
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I Hate Myself

A wondrous lo-fi emo band from the 1990s.
Stephen: "I Hate Myself, my favorite emo band, had only one full length LP."

Mark Ibold: "That's rough, buddy."
by entrancetheory April 22, 2013
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Hate Crime

Hate Crime: defined by federal or state statutes.
A hate crime occurs when a person commits an act such as assault, battery, criminal damage to property, criminal trespass to property or mob action because of the victim's real or perceived race, religion, nationality, gender, sexual orientation or disability. Hate crime laws vary from state to state.
"I hope that was found guilty of committing a Hate Crime rots in jail" said Bob.
by ????^_^??? October 22, 2007
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hate on

v. To be jealous of another's success or talent. Note that the person being hated on must posess these qualties; thus it is not possible to hate on Ja Rule,Hilary Duff, or Paris Hilton, for example.
Ya'll know me still the same ol' G
But I been low key
Hated on by most these niggas
Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles and no skis
Mad at me cause
I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries.
by keyshaw February 12, 2005
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love/hate realtionship

Love/Hate realtionship:
This kind of relationship is when two people just dislike each other..They bicker or fight or whatever.In other words..They hate each other.But,Deep down..They like each other.They may have a secret crush or are dating/Married.
Like in the nick T.V show,ICarly:
Freddie and Sam hate each other.But,deep down..They do care.Why would they want to be friends?But,this isn't an exact example.Not the best.Because this is friendship.Not love.
But,In a way this is a love/hate realtionship.
by SVE January 25, 2008
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I hate pickles

Secret talk for "I want to throw you out the window." People usually use this when they get mad at someone for spilling the beans.
P1: That was pretty stupid what you did last night.
P2: I hate pickles!
P3: What?
P1: Oops... Never Mind.
by Metroidfreaks November 15, 2010
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