glampulate

To randomly rearrange items without forming an intentional or meaningful pattern.

I ran the glampulate method on the array, it rearranged the items randomly.

by AnonymousToad March 7, 2024

Glumbus McCrumbus

The CEO of Shark Water. Used to describe a very successful business CEO

You built this house like a Glumbus McCrumbus!

by Glumbus McCrumbus March 13, 2024

glamphs

Another word for glamorous/ something that looks dressed up or fancy

That shirt is so glamphs

by That-glamphsing-gal March 21, 2024

Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.

“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”

by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024

Glummewing

Type of mewing, a brain rot term referring to a process in which you do a reverse mew in order to get the worst jaw line possible.

Dude, my jaw line looks too good, I might need to start Glummewing a bit.

by MelnWarrior April 7, 2024

Glamporvan

Glamporvan- is a portmanteau of Glamping and van.
glamping is a portmanteau of Glamorous /camping
glamporvan is Glamorous camping van.

We are going to take the glamporvan up to the mountains this weekend camping with the kids.

wow you have a bunk bed and cassette toilet in your "glamporvan"?

by Puertoricanflattire April 8, 2024

Glompstaining order

combination of glomp, abstaining, and restraining order. when two people glomp each other so hard that it is for the greater good of the world to force them to stop.

I glomped him so hard he puked all over the floor and someone slipped in it and fractured their skull so the police forced us to get a glompstaining order

by athenaAcetone May 7, 2024