gerbil

A small furry animal that is used as a buttplug by richard gere.

The cops got him for a richard gere offense, his back door was not rodent proof. meaning the man had a gerbil in his anus constituting animal abuse.

by niggardly jew January 1, 2009

gerber

Gerber, or the ghetto, in rural Atlanta areas.
Know as "the gerber" because of all the baby diapers thrown out of car windows on the highway.

Gangster: Yo, BeeZee. Look at them diapa's on tha road.

BeeZee: Yeah, thats them gerber diapa's. Goddamn ho's be throwin outa the winda's

by vanilla gorilla. fo rull December 28, 2005

gerbong

Another term used to describe a male penis.

"Man you touched my gerbong."
"The girls fean my gerbong."
"Hey petro how about you suck my gerbong."

by Miki January 27, 2005

gerbert johnson

professional scam artist; your typical masculinity coach
synonyms: hamza, Andrew tate

gerbert Johnson is a cult

by factspeakee April 5, 2023

gerbil jammin

the act of utilizing a frozen gerbil up the anus for sexual pleasures

there is no way that i can sit for eight hours at work after this long weekend of gerbil jammin...........im gonna have to call in sick

by ducky quack January 17, 2010

Gerber

An incidental erection caused by looking at a young teenage girl.

Miley Cyrus' latest video gave me a gerber.

by kilzhot September 22, 2009

Gerber

A "Gerber" is a baby food jar filled with cat urine and allowed to age until semi-solid, and then typically hurled at ones enemies, or enemies of ones friends, or sadly , at people with whom one wishes to create an antagonistic relationship.

Cat's do not emit much urine, so to fill a baby food jar with their urine is a clear indicator of the level of ennui of the hurler...

At the meeting, I knew I was gonna be fired so I reached into my bag, pulled out a gerber and chucked it as hard as I could at the back of her head.

by unfriend January 11, 2009