stick a fork in it

Exhausted, used up, finished. From meat that is fully cooked and ready to be handled with a fork.

That board is toast-stick a fork in it

by numerator May 2, 2005

forked

The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.

God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back.

by Stevie Billy T December 29, 2007

forking

When a sleeping woman moves her legs from the spooning position up across a man's chest or neck, looking more like a fork or pretzel.

I woke up in the most uncomfortable position this morning because she was forking me all night.

by saporiae November 5, 2011

Fork

An object used for masturbation.

Paige used her fork all night!

by gymgurl March 16, 2009

the fork

a man who likes to have sex with other women, but he can last only a mintue

Michael is the fork.

by @lly November 30, 2006

rusty fork lift

A rusty fork lift is the act of fisting a man or typically a woman's ass and proceeding to raise him/her vertically (like a fork lift) until your arms fail or you can no longer maintain their weight.

Man did you see that?!?! He totally just gave her a rusty fork lift before he lost it and fell face first into her cooter. What a sick fuck!

by Wihlm Die Stealhelm February 6, 2010

3 pronged fork

Triple penetration with your fingers, where the third orifice is created ad-hoc

Fred, two fingers in Meredith, and realising his thumb was lonely, decides to go for a 3 pronged fork and immediately and painfully 'digs his own hole' with his thumb.

by Fredster C June 14, 2008