Local Dirt

A term describing grungy persons that have nothing better to do, then loiter for hours a day everyday. ie the mall, a downtown strip, or old parks. Most Local Dirts are pothead wiggers who think they are king shit of the world.

Local Dirt can also be abreviated as L.D.

Bob: "Let's go hang out downtown"
Lisa: "No there is too much Local Dirt there"

Joe: "Did you see that pack of L.D we just passed"

by QuietWanderer September 13, 2008

dirt

To have sexual relations (generally with someone who your friends would give you shame over)

I was so drunk I dirted the nasty chick near the stage.
She is very ugly... but I'd still dirt her.

by SeeManRun April 9, 2006

dirt dolphin

A slutty white woman who fucks native american guys all the time. Similar to a mudshark, but with native american guys instead.

Wow that Hannah chick is a real dirt dolphin. She is all over Chief Running Horse tonight.

by toddandjared January 10, 2012

Dirt Curtains

Common term for a set of ass cheeks, Butt, Cheeks, Glutes, turd cutter . .

I have just splashed a considerable amount of mud onto my Dirt Curtains

by Bigtimer122 April 5, 2010

dirt stupid

So stupid...it matches the intelligence level of dirt (Incredibly stupid)

Guy: Did you hear about that girl who got her account deleted? She lost everything!
Guy 2: Yea. She shared with with a person she didn't even know...man that was just dirt stupid!

by Real World April 6, 2015

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012

Dirt Bunker

Another term for anal sex.

"Dude, I got my girlfriend really drunk last night and she let me hit one out of the Dirt Bunker."

by J.Z.. April 30, 2008