Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011

foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

chuddy foot

When someone has hurt their foot and walk with a limp, looks like they have chewing gum on their foot

Yo what's up fam! You got chuddy foot?!?

by mitodie December 2, 2017

p-foot

Abbreviation for pussy from out of town. The best kind, unless you're prone to getin' sprung. Those chicks just in town for the weekend.

I'm postin' up at the Holiday Inn for the weekend, prowlin' for p-foot.

by bruthanumba3 May 30, 2008

Ramp foot

when one developes skater muscle to the ankle, professional skaters would have endured it at some early stages of skating, when the ankle swells up from continuous skating, due to the repetitive pushing off hard surfaces, referred to it as ''ramp foot''

Nici ''my ankle is swollen I'm lying in bed with a kankle''
Loz ''no nici you have ramp foot from skating so much''
Nici '' did you make this up?
Loz ''no way its totally ligit'

by Goose egg August 28, 2012

foot dogs

feet

"these shoes don't fit my foot dogs"

by totallynotme01 April 1, 2023

Clamenza’s Foot

A debilitating disease believed to be caused by over-playing certain card games. Also known as Hyperactive Card Player’s disease, games such as Blitz and Euchre can cause Clamenza’s Foot to rapidly spread through your body and attack your cells. If this disease is not treated within ten card games, you are likely to contract an even more debilitating Type 1 Arthritic Credenza.

Very little research has been done on Clamenza’s Foot, but the most esteemed research institutes are currently working on finding a treatment for it.

Perpetual card holding hand is a symptom of Clamenza’s Foot.

by The Card Player May 20, 2021