Flush the mouse

Making a mistake. Chocking in sports context. Doing something very stupid. Originated by Tony Kornheiser on his podcast and expounded from there.

With bases loaded the star player was hoping to not flush the mouse by watching a fastball right down the middle.

by Iskifast March 20, 2024

funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky

“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet “
“Corrr that was a funky flush”

by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019

fluid flush

The act of nutting inside of a female companion then inserting a garden hose into the same hole to preform a "fluid flush" this can also be done with a turkey baster and some warm water to remove the semen and thus preventing procreation.

"oh shit I didn't pull out, we should preform a fluid flush", "Nah screw the condom we can just do a fluid flush when we are done."

by CNDPineapple February 8, 2021

Royal flush

A group consisting only of people on the asexual spectrum

"I don't think you should be hitting on them, they look like a royal flush."

"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."

by desertedsilk June 11, 2022

flush queen

Someone who, when using the toilet, flushes over and over, often, each time a turd is passed. Sometimes curteous in public bathroom settings, but often times wasteful of both water and more often than not, toilet paper.

That flush queen in the stall next to me must have used two whole rolls of toilet paper!

by Reynart April 11, 2016

Flush

Really cool, someone who’s presence is missed when he/she is gone and excited to see them back

She is so flush

by Flushgirl97 May 15, 2022

caucasian flush

The white person version of Asian flush -- A debilitating array of symptoms white people experience when eating any spicy foods, including a running nose, tears, and the face turning red. A crippling, full-body experience caused by even little amounts of spice.

John was experiencing caucasian flush from the white bread, causing him to lay on the floor in the fedal position for 30-45 minutes.

by Mr. Statewide April 8, 2020