Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).

Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."

by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022

Father.anoth

Thats an W mutual right there .He sometimes makes Ls but most of the vids are W

-Yo heard abt Father.Anoth?
-nah who is he?
-an W tiktoker

by Chlodnia May 20, 2022

Father addie

A term used by lesser beings to describe someone more powerful with the name addison also can be used in a sexual way

I’m sorry father addie for I have sinned

by Creamy_father May 25, 2022

Father fundy

Father fundy is used in a dsmp roleplay server to define the ownership of Father fundys children

Oh yeah father fundy adopted me

by Simping for my bestie May 28, 2022

Father fundy

father fundy is used to define the ownership of a child. Father fundy has 5 children. It is cannon

Father fundy adopted me! Now I call him father fundy!! Pog!

by Simping for my bestie June 2, 2022

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

father figure

Holding 4 fingers up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022