fart

big stinky gas eww!!

"who farted bro"
"me"
"oh? on god?"

*kiss*

by aughh dookie May 16, 2022

Fart

An explosive gas weapon used in crowded places. Extremely dangerous in close proximity and could easily wipe out a dozen citizens.

Person 1: Fart incoming!

Person 2: Quick! find cover!

by Gammaballs123 June 3, 2022

fart

to fart

ouch i fart

by Phillip McKracken June 7, 2022

fart

air released from the anus that takes makes oxygen foul-smelling

Girl: oh shoot we're getting shot in the back cmon build build build!!! If we die again, im deleting fortnite!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋

Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!

by Macrime4444 June 8, 2022

Fart

Something deadly that your dad does.

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠

by LifeIsPainLolHelp June 10, 2022

Fart

To gas

She farts everyday

by Ibrahimovic Ug. June 22, 2022

Fart

A imprisoned poop that screams cuz its trapped in your large intestine and can't get out and is very very scared so please let it out

Poop: HELP HELP HELP HELLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Jessica:*farts* oh no that poor poop

by Cherry sparkles July 15, 2022